Today's special: HAM HAM HAM

Okay for the past three days I've been eating a 6-inch ham sandwich at Subway for brunch. Lulz. And the cookies aren't breaking anymore...But I'm resisting - and that's good.

Anyway...

I GOT MY FIRST PAY TODAY!!!!! <33333

I shan't reveal the amount here, but its good - to me (:
I have no idea what to do with the money so I guess I'll just cash-deposit it all in my bank account.
Yes, I don't go shopping. I don't feel the need to buy more of anything.

So let's see...Three jokes for today.

During the start of the crazy lunch hour, Mary took a customer's order and was about to toast the bread; she asked the customer, "Would you like to be toasted?"

....

...o_O

Would you like to be toasted?

OMGAWSH LULZ. We all couldn't hold our laughter in LULZ. SO FUNNY LA.

The whole day Vanessa and I kept joking about it lol. We couldn't help it xD

The next joke...

Somee ACJC/ACSI students came in. And Vanessa took some guy's meatball order. After toasting the bread, te idiot asked "Where are my meatballs?"

Vanessa: "Yeah, I'll put those in later."

Idiot: "I WANT MY MEATBALLS"

Vanessa: "...YOU WANT YOUR MEATBALLS TOASTED?"

Idiot: "Yeah, I WANT MY MEATBALLS!!!"

LULZ. Stupid gayass. I was like, "Why don't you take your own balls and toast them? Fucking shithole.."

Third joke -

I took a customer's BMT order for take away, and once done with making it, was about to go wrap it up in the Subway paper. But Vanessa looked at me, all prepared with a plastic bag for me to slide the bread in already. I was like "...I haven't wrapped this up you know."

Vanessa: "....LOL."

Me: "Why you so noob de?"

Both of us: XD!!!

Hmmm...anything else...OH RIGHT!

This is about what happened yesterday but w/e.

Rachael was sharing with us how shocked she was when she found a semi-dead frog in a box of tomatoes she'd just taken out of the chiller/fridge.

Rachael: "I was like *exclaim* *stands there for 12 seconds before putting the box back slowly* The leg was still moving la!!!"

Me: "LOL!!!"

Vanessa: "...EWWWWWW!!"

Hahahahaha. No one dared to throw the by-now dead frog 'cept me -_-
Even the boss didn't dare do it.

I'm so brave aren't I?

Having had a frog for a pet has its benefits me thinks.